Everything from a kit to help you become a bad boy to one aimed at would-be writers. Everything’s possible on the Internet.
Kit to help you look pretty the day after labor
If your dream has always been to climb the Himalayas or ride a warplane, forget how-to books and crash courses. Search the Internet, and you’re likely to find a kit with all the tools needed to reach your objectives. Just type your aspirations into the Google search page and wait... you’ll see what comes up.
If you’re about to give birth, maybe you’re worried about looking decent in the photos after labor... There’s a kit made just for you. It’s called Pretty Pushers and it includes fresh, lemon-scented towels, lipstick, massage oil, and a very cute dress to greet your friends in. We saw it at Miss Regalos ("Miss Gifts"), where we also found the Bad Boy Kit, a bag full of every object necessary to corrupt even the best of boys: some plastic cigars, a false moustache, a fake switchblade and fake tattoos...
If you’re a writer experiencing a bout of writer’s block, you might be interested in the Would-Be Writers Kit, a package created by New York designer Elizabeth Dilk, who has printed depressing notes scribbled on napkins and created other accessories such as decision-making dice, some chew-up pencils, and all sorts of notebooks.
There’s also a kit specially made for people about to become parents. It’s the Survival Kit for First-Time Parents and it includes some latex gloves, a clothes-pin to keep their nostrils closed, fake poop to practice with, and a can of air-freshener.
The most amusing of these is undoubtedly the MacGyver Survival Kit. Would you like to build all sorts of weapons and contraptions? You need a used paperclip in your pocket. Carry it around with you at all times, and pull it out if you run into problems. You’ll get out of all sorts of trouble!
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Kit to help you look pretty the day after labor
