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Saint Valentine's Gifts for Her
If she tells you she doesn't need anything, that's a lie. She just doesn't want you to get her another box of chocolate. |
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Fifteen-percent of single women in North America send themselves flowers on Saint Valentine’s Day. It’s not a huge figure, but it’s nevertheless significant. Even if your girlfriend claims not to want a gift, what she’s really thinking is, "please don’t get me any more chocolate". Chocolate was fine years ago, but women today are constantly dieting and don’t want to gain any weight. But that doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate gifts. Who wouldn’t want a spontaneous gift full of love? We have a lot of gifts that will make her love you, care for you, and even forgive the unforgivable. Take note:
Enid Figure. For hip indie chicks.
Does your girlfriend while away the afternoon reading comic books and scouring the city for the freakiest shops imaginable? If so, don’t buy her a comic book; leave that to her. Be a bit more original and give her a vinyl figure of Enid, the eccentric and frustrated protagonist of Daniel Clowes’ comic book Ghost World, a classic she’s probably already read.
Yuki-Megane. For girlfriends with inquisitive minds.
Why would my girlfriend want a magnifying glass? So she can take mega-amplified photos, hang it on her cell phone, pretend she has one enormous eye, or take a really close look at her blemishes. If she’s inquisitive, she’ll find millions of uses for it. Plus, this magnifying glass is really cute. It’s shaped like a little snowman and called Yuki Megane, which means Snow Glass.
Furoshiki Handbag. For very active ladies.
Your girlfriend won’t sit still: she loves coming and going, going shopping, meeting up with friends... she’s always doing a thousand things. This hyperactive girlfriend urgently needs a multifunctional handbag designed in Japan. The Furoshiki is perfect for her to carry her things because it adapts to all sorts of objects. She can use it to carry a cake, her notes from class, a gift, or groceries.
Inflatable Heart. For hopeless romantics.
Does she complain that you no longer care? Blow this enormous heart up and hide it in her closet as a show of your unbounded love. Better yet, buy several hearts and fill her entire room with them. And save a couple to pull out the next time she says, “you don’t love me anymore”.
Sperm Plush Toy. For ladies with no hang-ups.
Share the most intimate part of you with your girlfriend: your sperm. This plush toy has a face on it and its size is XL. With a little imagination, you can turn this fun plush into a sex toy to liven up your romantic evenings.
Le Sack Vase. For more traditional ladies.
Unless she’s allergic to pollen, flowers will always go over well. But they die within a few days and the gift simply vanishes. She’ll forget your token of affection! If you want her to be reminded of your gift, don’t just buy her flowers; get her a container for them as well. This vase is foldable and reusable. You’ll make a great impression.
One Love Mimobot USB Flash Drive. For geeky girlfriends.
If your girlfriend is permanently attached to her computer, she could probably use a USB flash drive. One Love Mimobot is red and blue and has a heart shaped face. Technology with a romantic touch. It’s the perfect gift for geeky girlfriends who never go anywhere without their laptops. You can also go the extra mile and fill it with photos and songs. She’ll love it!
Eggling. For girlfriends who are anxious to have a baby.
You don’t see yourself as a father at all, but she keeps telling you she wants a baby. Promise her you’ll think about it, and give her this plant in the meantime. She’ll have to be very careful with it because it comes in a breakable ceramic container. And it’ll die if it doesn’t get enough sunlight. Just like a baby! Let her practice... maybe she’ll get over it.
Jar Shaped Solar Powered Lamp. For eco-friendly girlfriends.
She gives you an earful for failing to recycle, leaving the lights on, and using too much water. Your eco-girlfriend urgently needs a solar powered lamp. This one is shaped like a canister jar and it stores the sun’s rays during the day so you can use them at night. That’ll stop her from getting on your case.
"Thaw" Ice Lamp. For all the rest.
You’re confused: you’re not sure if she’s your girlfriend, your fling, or your best friend. "Should I get her a gift?" Better be safe than sorry, don’t you think? So, go for it! We have a fail-safe gift suggestion; a candle surrounded by a block of ice that melts at the same rate as the candle does. She’ll like it because it’s original and romantic, and also because it’s a candle. And you know how women love candles.
If you’re still at a loss for ideas, you can ask out Chinese Lion for advice. The Chinese Lion is an application we’ve created to help you choose the perfect gift for her.
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