You have to get over it, your ex left you five years ago already, but, oh well, if you’re still intent on buying a birthday or anniversary gift, in our gifts for exes section we’ll give you a few ideas so you’ll still be the favorite ex.
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Express what you truly feel about the current state of the economy: wipe your butt with this toilet paper decorated to look like a roll of 200 Euro bills.
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Transform your bathroom into a scene straight out of a horror film with this bath mat that looks like it’s stained with blood. Your guests will have the shock of their lives.
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This Psycho shower curtain has a pair of bloody handprints on it. This accessory will turn any bathroom into a scene from a horror film.
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Your dinner party’s sure to be a hit when you open the wine with this corkscrew shaped like a handsome hunk of a man.
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Show your contempt for the recession by using this money toilet paper printed to look like a roll of 100-dollar bills. You’ll still be poor, but you’ll be happy.
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This flashing T-shirt has a sign drawn on it to warn anyone who comes near you that they’re in a highly radioactive zone. No one will dare touch you if you wear this T-shirt.
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White ceramic gun vase. It’s not violent or dangerous. Show your pacifist side by hanging it on the wall at home.
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